HICK “Rural by Birth – Plain Speak, No Buzzwords, No Meetings After 5” T-Shirt

HICK “Rural by Birth – Plain Speak, No Buzzwords, No Meetings After 5” Tee

Out here, we say what we mean and mean what we say. The HICK “Rural by Birth – Plain Speak, No Buzzwords, No Meetings After 5” shirt is a hard-working man’s (or woman’s) memo to the corporate world — we don’t do jargon, and we sure as hell don’t do late meetings.

Featuring the bold HICK logo across the chest and the slogan “Plain Speak, No Buzzwords, No Meetings After 5” printed proud, this tee brings small-town common sense into every conversation. It’s honest, funny, and unapologetically rural — just like you.

Soft, durable, and perfect for the ones who know life’s too short for PowerPoints and fake talk.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and long wear

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with bold, witty slogan

Classic unisex fit for men and women

Perfect for office rebels, small-business owners, and everyday Hick legends

Because real work gets done before 5 — and plain talk never goes out of style.

Soft, durable, and perfect for the ones who know life’s too short for PowerPoints and fake talk.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and long wear

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with bold, witty slogan

Classic unisex fit for men and women

Perfect for office rebels, small-business owners, and everyday Hick legends

Because real work gets done before 5 — and plain talk never goes out of style.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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