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HICK “Rural by Birth – My Carbon Footprint’s a Pair of Boots” T-Shirt

HICK “Rural by Birth – My Carbon Footprint’s a Pair of Boots” T-Shirt

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HICK “Rural by Birth – My Carbon Footprint’s a Pair of Boots” Tee

While city folks worry about carbon credits, we’re out here earning ours the old-fashioned way — by working the land and wearing out our boots. The HICK “Rural by Birth – My Carbon Footprint’s a Pair of Boots” shirt is a proud nod to the men and women who live close to the dirt, not afraid to get a little on their hands.

Featuring the bold HICK logo across the chest and the slogan that says it all, this tee mixes humor with hard truth — country folks don’t need lectures on sustainability. We’ve been stewards of the land since day one.

Soft, durable, and built to last, this shirt’s perfect for farm work, feed-store runs, or just reminding the world that boots beat politics any day.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and toughness

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with witty, bold design

Classic unisex fit for men and women

Built for everyday wear — from pasture to porch

Because real carbon footprints come with spurs, not slogans.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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