HICK “Rural By Birth – Emissions? That’s Called a Cow and She Tastes Delicious” T-Shirt

City folks talk about carbon. Out here, we talk about cattle. The HICK “Rural by Birth – Emissions? That’s Called a Cow and She Tastes Delicious” shirt is a laugh-out-loud answer to all the noise — because real country folks know where food comes from, and it sure ain’t from a lab.

This design mixes humor, pride, and straight talk, featuring the bold HICK logo across the chest with the slogan printed loud and proud underneath. It’s perfect for ranchers, grill masters, and anyone who thinks a good steak is part of a balanced lifestyle.

Soft, tough, and made for every kind of day — whether you’re baling hay, flipping burgers, or just stirring the pot on Facebook — this shirt’s guaranteed to get a grin (and maybe a few eye rolls).

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with hilarious country slogan

Classic unisex fit built for work, play, and cookouts

Designed for folks who love freedom, farms, and fresh beef

Because out here, we don’t do emissions — we do brisket.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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