HICK “Rural by Birth – Don’t Be Running Around the Country in a Furry Costume” T-Shirt

HICK “Rural by Birth – Don’t Be Running Around the Country in a Furry Costume” Tee

Somebody had to say it — and leave it to the HICKS to do it! The HICK “Rural by Birth – Don’t Be Running Around the Country in a Furry Costume” shirt delivers that no-filter humor the country’s been missing.

This tee is for folks who grew up with common sense, mud on their boots, and zero patience for weird trends. It’s bold, funny, and proudly unfiltered — just like small-town life. With the iconic HICK logo front and center and the slogan printed big and loud, this shirt’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and a few side-eyes.

Made from a premium cotton blend that’s soft, rugged, and ready for anything — whether you’re at a rodeo, bar, or family BBQ — it’s pure country truth with a shot of sarcasm.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and durability

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with bold country humor

Classic unisex fit built for work or play

Perfect for folks who call it like they see it

Because out here, we don’t do costumes — we do cowboy hats, dirt, and good sense.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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