HICK “Rural by Birth – Can’t Bullshit a Hick” T-Shirt

HICK “Rural by Birth – Can’t Bullshit a Hick” Tee

You can try, but we’ll see right through it. The HICK “Rural by Birth – Can’t Bullshit a Hick” shirt is for the folks with good instincts, sharp minds, and zero patience for nonsense. Out here, we don’t need fancy talk or filters — we can smell fake from a mile away.

Featuring the bold HICK logo across the chest and “Can’t Bullshit a Hick” stamped proudly below, this tee’s got that signature mix of humor and honesty that only rural life teaches. It’s tough, comfortable, and built for the real ones — the people who live by truth, not trends.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and durability

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with bold, funny design

Classic unisex fit for men and women

Perfect for everyday wear, small-town hangs, and calling it like it is

Because you can fool a lot of people — but you can’t bullshit a Hick.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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