HICK “Rural by Birth – This Ain’t Asphalt, This Is Dirt, Son” T-Shirt

If you’ve never slung gravel, you wouldn’t understand. The HICK “Rural by Birth – This Ain’t Asphalt, This Is Dirt, Son” shirt is a proud reminder that real country folks don’t need pavement to get where they’re going. It’s tough, loud, and all Hick — just like the people who wear it.

Featuring the bold HICK logo across the chest and “This Ain’t Asphalt, This Is Dirt, Son” stamped below, this tee brings big backroad energy with a side of country humor. Perfect for truck lovers, farmers, and anyone who’d rather kick up dust than sit in traffic.

Soft, durable, and built to last — because out here, we don’t baby our shirts or our trucks.

Features:

Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and durability

Distressed HICK “Rural by Birth” logo with bold rural slogan

Classic unisex fit for men and women

Perfect for off-roading, farm days, and Friday nights under the stars

Because real roads don’t shine — they kick dust.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!